They jokes
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
lol they left.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
The more they smile, the less they see.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they're very tiny and we're not sure how they got in there.