They jokes
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Yk what the worst type of breakup is
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
They're blooming a gay chicken.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.