They jokes
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Barbie
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.