They jokes
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.