They jokes
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Barbie
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.