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What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.