They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.