They jokes
Lucaâs Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. đ¤Ł
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Memes
charmin bear pearly harbor?
Why canât orphans play baseball?
Because they canât find home base.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
Why did McDonaldâs kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they canât get a parent signature.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I donât care what yâall think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. Iâve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Yâall need to give more respect to the mining â community.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They donât know where home is.