They jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.