They jokes
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.