They jokes
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
So true
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.