Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
They Jokes
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
