They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number two:
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?