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Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
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Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.