They jokes
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.