They jokes
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.