They jokes
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.
A pair of Newfies decide to visit Toronto. They drive through Nova Scotia, through New Brunswick, through Montréal, Kingston, Oshawa... then they see a sign that says "Toronto Left", so they turn back around and go home.
They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
I told my lesbian friends, "I wanna watch," so they bought me a Timex®.
It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.