They jokes
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Memes
Barbie
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.