They jokes
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Memes
they are sleeping together an that is sooo cute and adorable
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.