They jokes
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.