They jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Memes
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.