They jokes
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.