They jokes
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.