They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Memes
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!