They jokes
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!