Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
They Jokes
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
