They jokes
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Memes
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.