They jokes
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.