They jokes

I hate stairs. They are always up to something.

I love stairs. They are always down to party.

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"

What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.

Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.

Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.

Why do orphans rob the bank?

Because they want to be wanted.

Why is Texas the worst state ever?

They only have one star.

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?