They jokes
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.