They jokes
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Memes
I’m so good at this game
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.