They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They wait for it to turn itself in.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Three men are traveling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while, but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, they suddenly stumble across a tent, and inside are three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny, too, so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince, and these three women were his wives, so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is:
The guy says, "I'm a fireman."
The prince says, "Then we'll burn your dick off!"
The second guy says, "I'm an employee at the shooting range."
The prince says, "Then we'll shoot your dick off!"
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Why did they burn witches back in the day?
Because they were annoying feminists.
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!