They jokes
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.