They jokes
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!