Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
They Jokes
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
lol they left.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
