They jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
short people when they see rain
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)