They jokes
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Memes
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.