They jokes
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Memes
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.