Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
They Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
