They jokes
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.