They jokes
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!