They jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Memes
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.