Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
They Jokes
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
