They jokes
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.