They jokes
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.