They jokes
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
BAHAHAHAHAH
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.