They jokes
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!