They jokes
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Memes
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.