They jokes
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.