They jokes

Note to all.

My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!

Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.

They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.

How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.

You wanna hear a joke?

Two Emos hanging out under a tree.

How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?

Because they can’t hit the home button.

What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.

Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?

Because they fear him.

What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?

Broken plates.

Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?

Because they hate their lives and want to die.

An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can never find home.

What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.

Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose!

What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?

They said, "Allahu Akbar."

Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?

They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.