They jokes
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men. 25 at a time.