They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."