They jokes
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆