They jokes
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
If an emo kid takes antidepressant medication, will they be happy?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”