They jokes
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Memes
Quora asking the real questions.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.