They jokes
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
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Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."