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How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
They are hairy.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.