They jokes
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.