They jokes
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Memes
They had to teach him a lesson
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.