They jokes
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Memes
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.