They jokes
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.