They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.