They jokes
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
So True
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.