They jokes
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.