They jokes
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.