They jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.