How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
They Jokes
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
