They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Memes
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."