They jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"