They jokes
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Me:
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.