They jokes
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.