Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
