They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.