They jokes
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.