They jokes

s/o

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I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.

Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(

Man

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What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.

Text

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BREAKING NEWS

All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.

Woman

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How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

People

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!

Page

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There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

Orphan

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Why do orphans go to church?

Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.

Family

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Why are Mexican families so big?

They don’t know how to put a condom on.

Crazy

Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...

Agent

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How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.