They jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles.
"Ah, eagles," said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?