You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
