They jokes
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!