They jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.