They jokes
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!