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What do astronauts š©āš do when theyāre on break?
They eat launch. šš„Ŗ
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael. Mark was the owner of an old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible." Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Why canāt orphans play baseball? Because they canāt find home.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Why canāt orphans be a space ship? Because they donāt have a mothership!
I called my dog J. They said, "JonƩ."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they donāt know where home is.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Itās because they canāt find home plate.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
Why donāt Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They donāt fancy bread!
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.