They jokes
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?