They jokes
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Why do horses eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.