They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.