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How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “So when will I die?” She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.