They jokes
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.