They jokes
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."