They jokes
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
Little Johnny went to school and right before class started, he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his teacher told him to put on his pants and go to the office. The principal asked him what he did, so he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Then the principal called his mom. The mom got there and took little Johnny home.
They got in the car, and his mother asked, "Johnny, what did you do this time?" So Johnny pulled his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Once they got home, his dad was off work and heard that Johnny was coming home early from school. Once again he asked Johnny what he did. Johnny pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his dad was surprised, so his dad pulled down his pants and said, "Big whale, big whale."
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.