They jokes
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.