They jokes
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Jack and Jill went up a hill. His condom ripped, and now they are from Alabama.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.