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I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"