They jokes
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.