They jokes
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
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Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!