They jokes

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.

Why can't orphans go on field trips?

They don't have anybody to sign the form.

Why can't homeless people buy a house?

'Cause they live on the streets.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why are blinds called blinds?

Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!