They jokes
Thomas Montgomery would eat his fillet of fish in bed every night. He had fillet of fish bedding and everything. His roommates always asked him, "Why are you eating your fillet of fish in bed?" He wouldn't reply.
His family took him to the best psychologist in the field. Thomas continued emptying his bank account on fillet of fish to eat in bed. His friend said one day, took a picture of Thomas and told him to say cheese. They laughed and went there separate ways. Then in bed that night, Thomas kept on thinking to himself, "I never said cheese before someone snapped my picture." He repeated it again. The next day he thanked his friend, "Fillet in him feel better."
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!
Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.
Lol, Surprise!
Joke being on them.
As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!
HELL!
P.S. With a little extra punishments!