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A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣