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Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.