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Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.