They jokes
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.