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What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?