They jokes
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.