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Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.