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Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.