Theses jokes
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
These jokes crash and burn.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!