Theses jokes
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Memes
Let's learn arabic!
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."