Theses jokes
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
What did the squirrel say when he chewed some saggy boobs?
Is it just me or do these taste like nuts?
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."