Thereness jokes

How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

Boo.

"Boo who?"

It's just a joke, no need to cry!

A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"

She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"

He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

If you're bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?

'Cause they're dark.

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?

Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

There's a blind hooker in town.

She never sees anyone coming.

Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Because there is no family.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.

Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?

'Cause there are twenty of them.

Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?

Because that's the average classroom size.

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?

There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.