Thereness jokes
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
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There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
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