Thereness jokes
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.