Thereness jokes
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
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There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.