Thereness jokes
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."
"That's your lookout."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.