Thereness jokes
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.