Thereness jokes
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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