Thereness jokes
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
There was a kidnapping, but he woke up.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
If museums are full of dead things... Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.