Thereness jokes
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I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
When you end up pregnant...
Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
My life, there, that was the joke.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
There are two kids sitting in a classroom: Lily and John. Lily sleeps in class every day.
The teacher asks Lily who made heaven and earth. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
The teacher says, "That's right."
The teacher says the next day she asks the same question. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
"That's right," the teacher says.
The next day she asks Lily what did Eve say to Adam after their 100th. John pokes her again. "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'mma break it in half!" she shouts.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*