Thereness jokes
There are two kids sitting in a classroom: Lily and John. Lily sleeps in class every day.
The teacher asks Lily who made heaven and earth. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
The teacher says, "That's right."
The teacher says the next day she asks the same question. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
"That's right," the teacher says.
The next day she asks Lily what did Eve say to Adam after their 100th. John pokes her again. "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'mma break it in half!" she shouts.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Memes
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.