Thereness jokes
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.