Thereness jokes

There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

With a poke-poke here,

And a poke-poke there,

Here a poke, There a poke, everywhere a poke-poke!

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Not Sally.

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

I love you!

Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?

To the retail store.

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?

'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!

"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"

"You're ass heck bye."

(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"

If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Dishes."

"Dishes who?"

"Dishes a bad joke."