Thereness jokes
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.