Thereness jokes
Are there support groups for men?
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.