Thereness jokes

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.

If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c—

MOO!

Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.

There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.

Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.

Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.

No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.

Explain Bear is always there for you.

I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

'Cause they only had 4 trucks.

Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.

There’s no hope.

How to cure boredom:

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.

As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.

I have had it up to here with you.

(Then there Hight.)

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.