Thereness jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks.

Why can't orphans be criminals?

Because they're not wanted.

The "f" in orphan stands for family.

Except there is no "f."

How old are 9/11 victims?

"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"

If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?

None of them. Immigration service is.

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.

I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

A funny joke:

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"

I'm always hanging in there.

Hanging on the wall.

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.

Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.

Why can’t an orphan get arrested?

Because they're not wanted.