Thereness jokes
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Memes
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.