Thereness jokes
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
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Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.