Thereness jokes

If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

He fell for her.

Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.

Students: Hiding under desk.

Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!

There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.

One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:

Police: "What’s you name?"

Shut Up: "Shut Up."

Police: "Where's your manners?!"

Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who’s there?

Kid: Not your parents.

Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...

Why do midgets giggle when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mail man.

Mailman who?

Bitch, do you want your mail?

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mama.

Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.

POV: You're an orphan.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your mom.

Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents.

There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.