Thereness jokes
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
P.O.V a guy sees there girl
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
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How many YEETS are there?
A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.
Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.