Thereness jokes
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?