Thereness jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.
Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled." Kili: "That’s a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.