There jokes
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.