There jokes
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.