There jokes
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
How do ducks fart?
Out their butt, quack.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?
The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Son: Hey Dad, what's an alcoholic?
Dad: Well son, do you see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8.
Son: Dad, there are only 2 cars.
There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
A man walked into a zoo and there was only one dog.
He came out and said, "It was a shitzu."
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?